10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"