10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth