10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.