10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.