10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed