10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• You have to piss with the dick you have