10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Welcome to kicker school
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.