10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen