10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.