10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "No river, no fish."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.