10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22