10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it