10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare