10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."