10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.