10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.