10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.