10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus