10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Fold and live to fold again
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters