10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.