10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.