10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves