10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.