10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi