10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-