10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi