10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Fook the floosh droo!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.