10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris