10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones