10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones