10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.