10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen