10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."