10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."