10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-