10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph