10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.