10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare