10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Welcome to kicker school
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen