10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.