10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier