10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.