10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery