10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Fold and live to fold again
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.