10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• It's Free To Fold...
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.