10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.