10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer