10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders