10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz