10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"